Slightly Used Thong
I opened the box to see a lacy thong and was quite embarrassed that my mother in law had gotten it for me. The yearly gift opening was a one at a time hold it up and show everyone what you got kind of thing. So I am holding it up when she says..” I hope you don’t mind that I tried it on because I never had a thong before. I don’t know how you wear those things”..Ack! I am thinking that this is one I will NOT be wearing. I can just imagine my facial expression as I literally dropped it like a hot potato. I excused myself to go to the powder room and wash my hands. When we got home I tossed it box and all into the wood stove and it burned to ash in a couple minutes. I still cringe when I think about this and it was a couple Christmases ago. Needless to say, we opted to stop exchanging gifts after that incident.
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