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Old Spice Bear Deodorant Protector

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:52:01 +0000

When the fine people of Old Spice created the Bear Deodorant Protector they had to know that it was destined to end up on a site that features really bad, crappy gifts. When I first saw it, I actually thought it was a joke but I promise you this product is real and as scary as this sounds it’s actually the first gift featured on this site that I would not mind receiving.

Here is what Old Spice has to say about this product:
“The first in what may eventually become a line of Deodorant Protectors which are going to revolutionize the way men leave their deodorant sitting around places. Deodorant not included.”

Price: $19.99

Carstache

admin — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 15:16:04 +0000

Mustaches look bad on men, awful on women and just simply really bad on cars.

Price: $40

Thanko Keyboard Quiet cover

admin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:20:17 +0000

The Thanko Keyboard Quiet cover is just simply bad on so many levels. If you want to piss off the geek on your Xmas list, which basically means you will now have no one to fix your printer and other computer problems, go ahead and give them this keyboard cover.

Price: $36

Superman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:48:40 +0000

What could be worse than receiving a Slanket as a gift? Getting one that looks like a Superman outfit

Chia Obama Handmade Decorative Planter

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:57:42 +0000

The Chia pet is already a classic bad gift, the only thing that could make it worse is getting one that doesn’t even remotely look like the president of the US of A.

Price: $20

Leather Beer Holster

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:05:44 +0000

I don’t know know who would wear one of these, but if you know of someone they may have a problem with alcohol.

In the spirit of the Wild West, this holster keeps his beer ready for a quick draw whenever the need arises. Made of rugged leather, it snaps onto any standard belt and the adjustable nylon strap wraps around the thigh for additional support. A fun accessory for parties and tailgates, it also makes a convenient holder when he needs his hands free for grill duty. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.

* made of rugged leather
* adjustable nylon strap for additional support
* holster fits a 12 oz. can or bottle

Companion Pillow

admin — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 02:05:18 +0000

Giving the companion pillow to someone is basically telling that person” I know that you ‘re a loner.” Ouch.

From the company site:
“This is the pillow that holds you when your partner cannot. Shaped like a man’s torso, the pillow has a flexible arm that wraps around you as you lie on its burly, comforting chest. Made from fiber-fill, the pillow contours to your body and provides a soft sleeping surface that’s both physically and emotionally supportive. The pillow is dressed in a soft polyester button-down dress shirt, and unlike the real thing, the pillow won’t keep you awake with incessant snoring.”

Price: $40

And The Winner Is….

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:39:15 +0000

Well, we have 2 winners, My Pet Fat and Cornbread. The Cornbread post received the most votes. My Pet Fat had the highest rating of 4.56/5 compared to Cornbread which had a score of 4.46/5. The one true interesting fact was no other story received as many pageviews as the My Pet Fat story. In fact, it had more pageviews than all the other stories combined. The money has already been sent out to Rachael and Jill.

I would like to thank everyone who submitted a story and voted. So what’s going to happen to Really Bad Gift? The site will keep running always looking for submissions but the site will also become a blog search the internet for some of the worst gifts ever and those will also be added to the site.

Here are the final stats of the contest:
total pageviews: 13, 000
submissions: 20
total number of votes: 617

Used Broken Necklace

facebook fan — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:42:14 +0000

My really bad gift was from an aunt of my husband’s. We had drawn names and she had mine. She was never very nice to me for some reason but I was surprised to open my package to find an obviously used, and broken, used to be 3 strand bead and “pearl” necklace! I could almost feel the oil from her skin on it (you could… see the discoloration!) and it really grossed me out!

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Autobiography of Jenna Jameson

facebook fan — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:02:32 +0000

I got the Autobiography of Jenna Jameson from my best friend of 15 years. She said she got me the book because I like to read.Now, I don’t have anything against porn, but I have only seen one in my life-with no real plans to see another. I tried to explain it would be like giving her a jar of mayo for Christmas because… she likes to eat, but I don’t think she made the connection.lol!

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